Oh, the nametab buffer is loading,
And the cache is overflowing,
The dynpro is loading slow,
Let us code, let us code, let us code!
When we finally RAISE_EXCEPTION,
How I hate LOAD_PROGRAM_LOST,
The dreaded MESSAGE_TYPE_X,
Those TIME_OUTs come with a cost!
Oh, the code is now compiling,
The boss at last is smiling,
The RFCs start to flow,
Let us code, let us code, let us code!
(Apologies to Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne)